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Inspired by Chicago
Listed for sale: P. 86,983
Size: 288 m² / approx. 3,100 sqft.
Taxes value: Surprisingly emotional. Actual numbers may vary depending on the county’s mood.
Date on market: March 28, 2026
Est. payment: P. 100,000 — according to Zillow, our dreams, and several questionable calculators.
Parcel number: 001
Newly remodeled after a few unexpected adventures. The owner wants to sell ASAP to fund a dream vacation to the Maldives, so the house got the full glow-up treatment.
There used to be a tiny history of mold and flooding, but don’t worry — everything has been professionally removed. Carpets are gone forever (good riddance), the landscaping company rescued the garden, an additional bathroom was added, and there’s now a brand-new patio deck that definitely did not exist before.
If any mysterious issue appears in the documents, the owner is offering a generous $3,000 credit for additional mold removal. Confidence level: medium-high.
Features
Well-maintained yellow brick
Hardwood floors throughout
No carpet
Public city water & sewer
Gas heating / natural gas
Multifamily home
2 BD / 2 BR
Closed kitchen
New patio deck
One car garage and street parking
No basement (which means no haunted basement problems)
Community:
Only 2–5 minutes from: Gym, Café, Restaurants, Beach
Additional Info
Year built: 1925
Public tax history: somehow never listed
Zillow estimate: emotionally unstable
NO HOA!!! (Yes, freedom still exists.)
Ask our agent about scheduling a house tour.
Sales Office:
Marta the Gamer
The Promising Realty Group
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