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Listed for sale: P. 64 962
Size: 441 2m² / approx. 4,747 sq. ft sqft.
Taxes value: Still less painful than finding out your favorite streaming service raised its price again.
Date on market: June 1, 2026
Est. payment: P. 80 000
Parcel number: 003
This house was listed once before... and, shockingly, somebody actually bought it. Since then, it has been lovingly remodeled while keeping its vintage character. Think of "historic charm" rather than "historic plumbing."
The current owner is accepting offers, which means the listed price is more of a suggestion than a law. Consider it the opening bid in a civilized auction where everyone smiles while trying to outbid each other. Think of it as an invitation rather than a final answer.
After all, we live in the 21st century. Nobody buys a house without necessary additional costs anymore. There are closing costs, moving costs, decorating costs, and then the mysterious costs nobody warns you about until they happen. Luckily, this owner is surprisingly merciful. The keypad locks come with no monthly subscription fee. That's right—no "Door Premium Plan," no "Unlock Pro Package," and no monthly charge every time you want to enter your own house. In some places, that kind of thing is becoming fashionable, especially in New York, but not here.
The removal of the old carpet was reportedly a heroic undertaking involving sweat, determination, and several questionable words not suitable for a family listing. Then came the brand-new deck, which cost enough money to briefly qualify as a luxury vehicle. Naturally, the owner would like some of those expenses returned. Preferably doubled. Yes, the owner may be a tiny bit greedy. But can you really blame them? They survived the carpet removal.
The good news is that this is still a fantastic deal. You're close to public transportation, shops, and everyday conveniences. In fact, you may discover that you barely need a car at all. Which is excellent, because every dollar you save on gas, repairs, insurance, and parking can be redirected toward making an offer that makes the owner smile. Everyone wins. Especially the owner.
There may have been a broken pipe in the basement during renovations. We think it's fixed…?
Features:
Well-maintained red brick
Hardwood floors, tiles... That's right. No mysterious stains. No vacuuming the same spot five times. No wondering what happened there in 2017.
No carpet
Public city water & sewer
Central air, natural gas - to keep you comfortable whether it's snowing, sizzling, or doing both in the same week.
3 Walk in closets - enough space for your clothes, your partner's clothes, and the clothes you're keeping "just in case they come back in style."
Multifamily home, garden unit type, 3 BD / 2 BR
Closed kitchen, old fashioned, vintage
Furnished
Finished basement for the garden unit
Brand new patio deck - ready for BBQs, coffee, and questionable life decisions.
One car spot in front of the house, shed with the space for the car in the back from alley, and street parking. Let's be honest: in the city, having three parking options is fancier than having a chandelier.
Community:
Only 2–5 minutes from: Gym, Restaurants, Train Station, Bus Station.
Additional Info:
Year built: 1960
Public tax history: listed once, then obviously bought, and now listed again
HOA optional
No squatters included with the sale. They must be acquired separately.
Ask our agent about scheduling a house tour.
Sales Office:
Marta the Gamer
The Promising Realty Group
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